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HUhnmhampha.

Sat Nov 21, 2009, 11:28 PM
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[x] Pajamas = pimp
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[x] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Really Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who will be naked
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who banged
[x] 7 = who smoked with
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who was stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who shot

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = a glass of milk
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[x] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have amazing boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[x] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ] Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick cunt

I'm a freaky pimp with a sexy smile who smoked with a whore because that's how I roll.


Maaan, I'm so effin' cool and that 'whore' is TeaNee. c8
I tag you,reader.

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:iconmaumanace:
You're gallery... is so CUTE!!!:iconiwantitplz:

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I'm not sure when I'll find love, but when I do, I won't care who I'll find it with.
-Kino

And so I say... Burn baby burn!!!! :onfire:
:iconfish-tang:
ASDASFASDAS I FLUSHED MY RUBBER DUCK DOWN THE TOILET
:iconkiseichou:
YOU EFFIN' RETARD

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TeaNee
Lanny
:iconfish-tang:
ASFASFASD IM SORRY

FFF i was holding it then PLOP it fell D|
:iconkiseichou:
STUUUUUUPID.


xD


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TeaNee
Lanny
:iconfish-tang:
TAT YEAA I KNOW
:iconspankpig:
Thanks for the fave! :3
:iconklonoaomg:
Thanks for the fave<3 ;D
( and any other faves that I might have forgotten about)

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See through me, I dare you.
:iconocean-lore:
Thank you so very much for the fav. =) It really does mean a lot seeing as though the issue that the poem was written in/for is troubling me. =)

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In Love <3

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Many thanks for Watch+ my gallery =D

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